Tuesday, August 23, 2011

God Hates The Giants (UPDATED)



We already had reports that Umenyiora is undergoing arthroscopic surgery on his right knee, and will most likely miss at least week 1 of the regular season. Now they get word that cornerback Terrell Thomas tore his right ACL will likely miss the entire season. Rookie Prince Amukamara is currently out with a broken left foot, and Bruce Johnson was lost for the year early in training camp after rupturing his Achilles. You add that to the loss of Steve Smith, and the fact you're QB is a huge douchebag and is hopped up on angel dust, and it sounds like it's going to be a long year for the G-Men.



If you listen closely you can actually hear our friend Scott Beer screaming.





***UPDATED***



The New York Giants' Brian Witherspoon learned TODAY that he has a torn anterior cruciate ligament. He will also be out for the year.



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