Some Stupid Woman Ends Her Stupid Swim

"Endurance swimmer and record-holder Diana Nyad arrived in Florida Tuesday morning, but not in the manner she hoped. The 61-year-old arrived in Key West aboard a boat, hours after abandoning a 103-mile swim from Cuba to Florida at about the halfway point.



She had attempted to become the first person to swim between Cuba and Florida without a shark cage, but ocean swells, shoulder pain and asthma forced her to give up the swim. Nyad was vomiting when she was brought aboard a boat at 12:45 a.m. Tuesday -- 29 hours after she jumped into the water Sunday (CNN)."



Well maybe you shouldn't try to swim stupid distances when you're 61 years old. In only her 2nd hour of swimming she was having shoulder pain. You know why? Because you have an AARP card and shouldn't be swimming 103 miles in shark infested waters. Sorry, I don't feel anything for her. It was a stupid idea, and I think Cuban people should laugh her. Don't think make this swim all the time? They do it without complaining, and without "10 handlers" to advise them.



In other words this is just another story I want off my TV.



Speaking of old people doing stupid things. Joe Paterno got run over by one of his own players. Maybe it's not a good idea to have an 84 year old man near a bunch of helmeted missiles. Just saying.

He Will Never Be The Head Of A Major Coorporation

A Southwest Airlines employee called police after finding human heads in a package set to be transported to a Fort Worth medical research company, the airline said.



"It wasn't labeled or packaged properly," said Ashley Rogers, a Southwest spokeswoman. "They called the local authorities."



The incident happened in Little Rock, Ark., last Wednesday, she said.



Little Rock police turned the package over to the county coroner, who questions where they came from and if they were properly obtained.



"We've come to the conclusion that there is a black market out there for human body parts for research or for whatever reason," said Pulaski County coroner Garland Camper. "We just want to make sure these specimens here aren't a part of that black market and underground trade."



Medtronic spokesman Brian Henry said it is common to ship body parts for medical education and research, but he said it is rare for a shipment to be seized.



"We expect our suppliers to follow proper procedures," he said.



Camper described the items as 40 to 60 human heads. More

Well Finding this would pretty much destroy my life.



Thank god it was for medical research and not a crazy psycho murderer. But imagine the first one to discover this? It would start a barf-a-rama. Instant vomit and terror all over the place. I wouldn't be able to come back to work for a while and I'd probably end up hanging myself.



And whats the deal with 40-60 heads? 10-20 isn't enough to do the research?

This Shit Pisses Me Off

It's sunny out, please stop using an umbrella.

We get 4 months when it is nice enough to get good sun and it pisses me off when these people are using umbrellas to shield it. Why the fuck would you want to do that? I don't understand it. Personally, I don't even use umbrellas when it rains out, because I think umbrellas are gay and I would rather be wet, than look like some asshole carrying something. It's called a coat. But I understand why people use umbrellas when it rains out, I don't understand when it's sunny.

Stop being a bunch of pussies Boston and enjoy the sun.

Serial Butt Stabber On The Loose In Virginia, BMack Brought In To Be Questioned

One man may be responsible for slashing at least five women on the butt, according to Fairfax County police.

In the most recent attack, an 18-year-old woman was shopping at Forever 21 inside the Fair Oaks Mall at 5:30 p.m. Monday when she was distracted by clothing falling over. She told police that she suddenly felt a sharp pain in her butt and realized she'd been cut through her denim shorts with a box cutter or razor.

The atttacks began in February. In each attack, the victims have been women in their late teens or early 20s at retail stores. In each case, the stabbing follows some sort of distraction.

Before the victim realizes what has happened, the attacker has calmly walked away without creating a scene, police said. More

I would have thought this was BMack immediately, however, the guy stabs girl butts, BMack is only down with stabbing guys butts. He's tried to slash my ass so many times, fortunately I'm just too quick. The Captain and Jesus on the other hand have all been Butt Stabbed by Bob.

But in all seriousness, what the fuck is up with this guy. I'm a butt guy so any tme someone ruins a nice butt it's a travesty. Imagine if he ruined the next JLO, Beyonce or Kim Kardashian butt. Someone needs to stop this guy before he does some serious damage.

Is Mass Serious With This Biking Stuff?

Due to a scheduling conflict, the launch of the city’s new bike-sharing program has been moved to 11 a.m. Thursday at City Hall Plaza. Hubway, a program that will bring 610 bicycles to about 60 rental kiosks around the city, was originally scheduled to launch yesterday. On Thursday, registered Hubway members and employees of companies sponsoring the program will ride 200 of the silver bicycles to 12 of the Hubway kiosks. Hubway has also announced the prices for its casual membership: becoming a 24-hour member costs $5, and signing on to the program for three days costs $12. Annual membership costs $85, though there is a special introductory rate of $60 until the end of July. Rentals of up to half an hour are covered by the membership fee. Boston.com

This program cost about 2 million dollars to fund and you know what? It's not going to work, they try these programs everywhere and they never work. You know why? Because people or kids will end up just stealing and demolishing the bikes. They tried this at URI once when I was there and you know what happened, they were set on fire, stolen or driven into the lake.

Also, this is just going to piss me off more when I drive, the thing I hate the most is when I have to yield to a bike on a busy road. Everytime I have to share the road with a bicyclist I feel like committing murder. They say, this is going to make it so there is less traffic, which is bullshit, it's only 600 bikes, but I would rather deal with bumper to bumper traffic over dealing with 20 more bikes on my commute.

Stupid idea mass.

It's BMack's Birthday

He may not have got the Chipendale's job, but there is still reason to celebrate. BMack has turned another year older. He's turning into an old man I tell yea. So Happy Birthday BMack, looks like the Lock Out came at an opportune time.

Speaking Of People Who Write

VS

It's Friday and there wasn't any sports that interested me last night so I'm just gonna ramble about stuff you don't care about. I'm going to play Don King here and set up a battle between The Captain vs Jesus who write for DC. They are easily the best two writers in the family (I mean they make BMack and I look like retards with the way we write) and they are both polar opposites on certain things. For instance The Captain is a pessimist who is a giant hockey fan, despises basketball and is very stubborn when it comes to certain things like acknowledging when the Patriots failures, Ben Roethlisberger's innocence, and that Basketball is a better sport than Hockey, while Jesus is generally happy, loves basketball, hates Hockey, but loves stupid things like golf and tennis . So what am I doing? I'm setting up a debate between the two heavyweights on having an ongoing debate about something, I'm leaning towards a Basketball/ Hockey article figuring they are both on opposite sides with that, but I feel we do that too much as is. The challenge is on boys. Only in America!!

Boston Voted Worst Dressed City

This is obviously another case of the rest of the countries jealousy towards good old Boston.

Now a days it seems like everyone goes after Beantown with every irrelevant poll, but it's ok, if you don't like our salmon colored polos, boat shoes, hoodies representing all the colleges I resent, mesh shorts, Red Sox hat, Championship T-Shirt for whoever just won, American Eagle, Abercrombie look you can go back to wherever the fuck you came from. Because at the end of the day it's all about comfort ladies and gentleman.

I'd rather my city not know what Ed Hardy is than fucking rock that douche bag jersey shore bullshit. We are a simple folk here in Boston, and if it's not broke don't fix it. We don't rely so much on fashion here because we don't want our clothes to take away from how incredibly good looking we all are. I mean fuck, there should be marble statues created of everyone ever born in Boston if you ask me.

I Ain't Saying She's A Gold Digger

Elin Nordegren has found love again with wealthy American investor Jamie Dingman, who happens to be a fucking billionaire

Read more: http://www.nypost.com/p/pagesix/elin_dating_billionaire_son_O8mqWO21Bn3OPn8D6MHZ3M#ixzz1SAxGhULq

So it all comes out, Tiger was right to cheat on her because this Elin chick is a fucking gold digging chick that only wanted money. She played the public up to feel bad for her after the Tiger incident and then she goes and slobs on a billionaire knob the 1st second she has a chance. Just like Erin Andrews, she played the sympathy card to her advantage.

I hope everyone sees right through her crocodile tears and realizes what she really is, a hoe.

Seriously, Has Anyone Seen This Show?

I never have feel so disappointed and Patriotic about people after watching this show. The show Swamp People is about about of redneck hillbillies running around Louisiana hunting alligators and shooting squirrels while drinking beer, smoking cigarettes and having the worst hygiene of all time. I mean look at the guy to the left, whats more Merican than that?

For me it was a ridiculous surprise that people like this even existed. But also made me intrigued because I kind of want to be one of them at the same time. Nothing is more manly then shooting a 9 foot alligator from point blank range in the face with a Marlboro Red in your mouth.

Anyways if anyone has a chance to check out this gold nugget it's on the History channel you will be amazed and disappointed at the same time.

ESPYs

I didn't watch it, but listening to the monologue it seems as if he did a decent job. No Norm McDonald, but still a solid job.

I never have really watched the ESPY's I don't really care too, I don't really get it. I feel like they are trying to force another award show on me, which I'm not cool with. Instead of the ESPYs last night I watched Man vs Food and SVU reruns.

Fuck off.

Since There Was No Sports Yesterday

Check out this hotel room at Conrad Maldives Rangali Island, it's underwater and pretty much the coolest thing I have ever seen in my life.

If I went on vacation and had that room, I don't know whether I would be terrified the whole time or love it. There are so many things that could go wrong, like a crack in the glass, snorkelers, and scuba divers, sleeping would be a little hard. However, how cool would it be to wake up and be in a Spongebob Squarepants setting. Pretty sweet.

Hopefully none of the sharks from Deep Blue Sea are around.

How Sweet Is Google Plus

I'm not a big fan of new technology, but when I heard about this Google plus, I had to jump, and I did and it's f'n sweet.

You know what Google plus is, it's a reset on facebook, it cuts the fat. It's a thing where I can go and only invite my closet friends post college and not deal with any of the FB BS. Plus Google is a lot more accepted at the real job than opening up facebook.

Another cool reason why to love Google plus is because it's a mixture of facebook and twitter lopped in 1, you can follow who you want. For example, Mark Cuban is all over this shit. I seriously believe this is going to kill facebook and I'm pumped something is taking down that awful site.