Did You Feel That?

So, I am sitting at my computer still thinking about that odd picture I posted below, and suddently I started swaying back and forth. I guess we just got hit with an earthquake. It took place in Virginia and I just felt it in Copley (Boston). Kinda crazy, well that gave me an excuse not to work for the next 20-30 mins.

Zach Randolph Back To His Jail Blazers Ways

"At 12:30 a.m. this morning, detectives with the Clackamas County Sheriff’s Office’s homicide and violent crimes unit served the warrant at Randolph’s home, at 1425 SW Turner Road. Sheriff’s spokesman Sgt. James Rhodes said Randolph was home at the time police served the warrant.



Rhodes said the search warrant came as part of a drug-related assault that occurred at the home early Saturday morning.



A man who was at the home told police he was assaulted with a pool cue by multiple people; Randolph was at home at the time of the incident, Rhodes said, but was not a suspect in the assault.

KGW.com reports that the man who was assaulted identified himself as a drug dealer.



James Beasley, 26, told KGW News that he went to the West Linn home of former Portland Trail Blazer Zach Randolph to sell marijuana and when there was a disagreement over price, he was beat by men with a pool stick (CBS Sports)."



It's only been 4 months since the Grizzlies have Randolph that 4 year $70 million dollar extension, and they might be regretting that a bit right now. He wasn't involved in the beating, but he was there. Plus, it's obvious that he is involved in smoking weed, which is usually not a very good sign. Randolph was so good in the playoffs that we all wanted to believe that he had changed his way, but at the very least he is still hanging out with people he shouldn't be, and if I was a Grizzlies fan I would be very nervous about where this could go.

Barstool Sports and David Portnoy's Days Of Child Porn End

Last week we talked about how Barstool Sports thought it was a good idea to put up pictures of Tom Brady's 2 year old naked son, and then talk about the size of his penis. Yea, I feel weird just writing that sentence, because in the end it's a gross thing to do. You just don't talk about kid's junk. Well David Portnoy (aka El Pres) finally caved and took the pictures down.



First, he thought that Howard Stern would back him. That didn't go so well...



“People said, ‘You must take this down, it’s kiddie porn,’ and I saw the picture and quite frankly, I do think it’s kiddie porn,” Stern said. “I don’t think you can put up a picture of a 2-year-old nude.”



“I have three daughters and I gotta tell you, Dave, I would never post a picture of a child and comment on their genitals, and I’m known for outrageous commentary,” Stern said on his syndicated Sirius XM radio show.



What's funny is that this fucking moron actually thought Stern would have his back. Listen, Barstool and all you gay "Stoolies" no one backs pedophiles. It's basically the one rule you have to follow. Like I said before we say terrible things all the time, but even we don't venture into the child realm. It's just a bad idea.



It's like when you hear about a pedophile heading to prison, and then he gets killed within days. Even they know the unwritten rule. You don't fuck with kids. These guys in prison have raped and killed people, but even they know that kids are off limits. You just have to be smarter then that.



I warned this site when they were posting all the little kids getting raped by hot teachers stuff. It's a dangerous area, and it's about time they got burned. Maybe they should focus on ummm I don't know.... Sports. Instead of being the next PerezHilton or whatever.



So, if Stern ripping "El Pres" wasn't enough the Massachusetts Attorney General stepped in...



"We asked Mr. Portnoy to remove the postings and appreciate that he voluntarily chose to do so," a spokesman for Massachusetts Attorney General Martha Coakley said.



HAHAHA. God I wish he went to prison for this. It would really make my day. Anyways, even if we take away all the charges and everything I still can't get over the fact that this guy thought it was a good idea to put up pictures of Tom Brady's naked 2 year old son. Basically the God of New England, and you decided to defile his son on your site. Real Smart David.



To make matters worse WEEI won't have them back on, which is really too bad for the site, because I think they could've had their own show if they wanted, and it was good press for them. Now they won't get any Patriots interviews (let alone Brady), and most likely the rest of the Boston teams will fall in line. Not to mention most of the state of Massachusetts thinking you're a sick child molester.



So whatever happens, at the end of the day at least Dueling Couches can sit back and say "Hey, at least we didn't stoop to baby porn".



To here the Stern interview CLICK HERE

Kobe Bryant Altercation

SAN DIEGO -- A man is claiming he was injured at a local church in an incident involving NBA superstar Kobe Bryant.

Police told 10News Bryant and his wife were attending St. Therese of Carmel in Carmel Valley Sunday when he thought 21-year-old Thomas Hagos was taking pictures of him with a cellphone.

According to police, Bryant took the phone from Hagos, did not see any pictures on the phone and then left the church.

Hagos claims he injured his wrist in the incident and had to go to the hospital for treatment. In a police report he filed, Hagos said he suffered a sprained wrist. More



Whatever, you probably shouldn't try to take pictures of people in church, but to be honest with you all, Vanessa Bryant is hot. She's a blatant gold digging wife, however, she's hot. So it's fine. I don't think Kobe will get in any trouble for this, but he needs to not grab or get in any physical altercation with anyone because people are just looking to sue you.



I'm sure LeBron is somehow behind this.

The U May Have a Sticky Situation on Their Hands

(7th Floor Crew Dorm)

A report by Yahoo! Sports indicates that Patriots defensive lineman Vince Wilfork accepted $50,000 while he was a player at the University of Miami in order to sign with Axcess Sports, a player agency started by Nevin Shapiro and Michael Huyghue. A seperate page of the report details the benefits to Wilfork while he was at Miami. Shapiro is in jail for his role in a $930 million Ponzi scheme. Huyghue, who is now the commissioner of the UFL denied the claims made by Shapiro.

Shapiro revealed the details of his role as a booster to Miami to Yahoo as part of an 11-month investigation by the website, saying that he "provided thousands of impermissible benefits to at least 72 athletes from 2002 through 2010." The benefits to Miami players included access to hookers, trips to strip clubs and cash bounties for big hits in games against Florida and Florida State.

For more Patriots news, visit the team page at weei.com/patriots.

I have been completely on the players side when it comes to college athletes getting paid and I stand by it. This Shapiro guy is doing what the universities should be doing in the 1st place (minus the prostitutes, abortions, strip clubs, basically anything not involving money) by paying the athletes the stipend they deserve.



Shapiro has named a couple athletes including Vince Wilfork, Jon Beason, Antrel Rolle, Devin Hester, Willis McGahee and the late Sean Taylor. But I don't really care anyone's role in this. Boosters are fine in my eyes, people who give stuff to athletes is there decision and it's not against the law to give anyone anything. It's against the NCAA rules, but not illegal.



Now comes the moral issue, obviously these guys knew what they were doing was against NCAA regulations, but fuck, they don't have any money in college, so why not. They make a lot more for the school than what they receive, and for someone who is a full time student and a full time athlete of a money making sport, they deserve something extra. If I were one of those guys, I would absolutely take the money guilt free.



The school shouldn't be punished, the players shouldn't be punished, and everyone should be fine with this. Nevin Shapiro is in jail, so he's getting his.

Barstool Sports Is A Bunch Pedophiles (UPDATED)

El Prez likes to look at photos of naked little boys. That's what we found out today.



We do a lot of terrible things on this site. We degrade women, make fun of people who have died, national tragedies, so for us to sit back and talk about morals is kind of stupid. Still, we don't post pictures of naked children. Barstool does. Barstool decided today to run a story of Tom Brady's son naked. Sorry, that's fucking gross. There is a line somewhere here, and they have crossed it.



More then anyone else on this site I have had a huge problem with Barstool. I'll admit a couple years back I was a fan. Then they stopped writing about sports and it turned into PrezHilton. It sucks, and then they started running stories about women who rape little boys, and laughing about it. Now, they post naked pictures of children.



Way to go Barstool, class acts. I was actually going to write a post about how you guys have been blowing up. All over WEEI, ect but you guys don't deserve anything except everyone ditching your site.



And no, there is no way I am going to link that shit. You want to find it do it on your own time.



Fuck Barstool.





***UPDATE***



WEEI has banned "El Prez" from the station. First good thing in a long time WEEI has done.

US Skier Gets Drunk Pees On 11 Year Old

"The drunk man who peed on a sleeping 11-year-old passenger on a JetBlue flight is one of the most elite skiers in the United States, according to the NYPost. Robert Vietze, a U.S. Skier, probably just blew his chances of participating in the Olympic Games in Russia in 2014. His name was removed from the team's roster yesterday (businessinsider.com)."



Wow, now that's a bad day. I guess he had a bunch of drinks, and thought he was in the bathroom. If I was this girls dad I would've killed this guy. How fucking traumatizing would it be to wake up to someone urinating on you? I would have to think that will stick with this girl for awhile. With moves like this you would think he worked for Barstool. Actually, now that he has been kicked off the team he will have the time, so "El Prez" you should get on that.

Shocking News: Canseco Has A Big Ego

A woman who dated former baseball star Jose Canseco has a hearing Thursday after filing a temporary restraining order against the onetime Red Sox player. Fitness model Leila Shennib, 24, said she has been the victim of harassment by the 47-year-old Canseco — including derogatory comments on Twitter, which were oddly followed by a marriage proposal — since they broke up early this year. Said Shennib: "He's a very selfish person and he doesn't think anyone can stop him. He's got a huge ego. He's really manipulative. All those things create a monster (WEEI)."



Holy shit, Canseco has an ego problem? Jesus, who would've ever have thought? Sorry, can't feel bad for this stupid skank.



"In a more recent post, Canseco implies that Shennib is a drug user and a "man eater," while adding that he detests women who try to attach themselves to famous people for money or fame (NYDailyNews)."



Is it just me or does anyone else think that Canseco is probably right here? I mean look at her. She is 24 years old, what is she doing hooking up with a 47 year old washed up steroid freak? I'll tell you, she is doing exactly what Canseco is saying. She wants a reality telivision show on VH1 or some other god awful newtork, then a line of clothing she doesn't deserve, so that America's female youth can go a little bit more down the toilet.



As DP would say, I think this is a classic case of "Hoes be trippin'".

Why Not?

Why not watch some crazy London riots?



Best part? German Shepards fucking people up.

Damn You George Clooney Damn You

So George Clooney had been single for about a week (broke up with the girl he is with in the pic above), and now he's fucking Stacy Keibler (pic below). Tough fucking life this guy has. He sits around making for the most part some terrible movie, yet everyone says he is the greatest and gets to bang anything he wants. On top of it he doesn't get a "bad boy" image.



I would literally kill everyone I work with for 1 night with Stacy Keibler, actually that isn't saying much, since I don't really like anyone I work with. Still, she has to be incredible. Long legs, pro wrestler, and a butt that would make a priest renounce his religion.



Damn you George Clooney, damn you and you ridiculously unbelievable life. If there is reincarnation you better come back as as a fucking Mexican Burrowing Frog or something.

Some Stupid Woman Ends Her Stupid Swim

"Endurance swimmer and record-holder Diana Nyad arrived in Florida Tuesday morning, but not in the manner she hoped. The 61-year-old arrived in Key West aboard a boat, hours after abandoning a 103-mile swim from Cuba to Florida at about the halfway point.



She had attempted to become the first person to swim between Cuba and Florida without a shark cage, but ocean swells, shoulder pain and asthma forced her to give up the swim. Nyad was vomiting when she was brought aboard a boat at 12:45 a.m. Tuesday -- 29 hours after she jumped into the water Sunday (CNN)."



Well maybe you shouldn't try to swim stupid distances when you're 61 years old. In only her 2nd hour of swimming she was having shoulder pain. You know why? Because you have an AARP card and shouldn't be swimming 103 miles in shark infested waters. Sorry, I don't feel anything for her. It was a stupid idea, and I think Cuban people should laugh her. Don't think make this swim all the time? They do it without complaining, and without "10 handlers" to advise them.



In other words this is just another story I want off my TV.



Speaking of old people doing stupid things. Joe Paterno got run over by one of his own players. Maybe it's not a good idea to have an 84 year old man near a bunch of helmeted missiles. Just saying.

He Will Never Be The Head Of A Major Coorporation

A Southwest Airlines employee called police after finding human heads in a package set to be transported to a Fort Worth medical research company, the airline said.



"It wasn't labeled or packaged properly," said Ashley Rogers, a Southwest spokeswoman. "They called the local authorities."



The incident happened in Little Rock, Ark., last Wednesday, she said.



Little Rock police turned the package over to the county coroner, who questions where they came from and if they were properly obtained.



"We've come to the conclusion that there is a black market out there for human body parts for research or for whatever reason," said Pulaski County coroner Garland Camper. "We just want to make sure these specimens here aren't a part of that black market and underground trade."



Medtronic spokesman Brian Henry said it is common to ship body parts for medical education and research, but he said it is rare for a shipment to be seized.



"We expect our suppliers to follow proper procedures," he said.



Camper described the items as 40 to 60 human heads. More

Well Finding this would pretty much destroy my life.



Thank god it was for medical research and not a crazy psycho murderer. But imagine the first one to discover this? It would start a barf-a-rama. Instant vomit and terror all over the place. I wouldn't be able to come back to work for a while and I'd probably end up hanging myself.



And whats the deal with 40-60 heads? 10-20 isn't enough to do the research?

"Rent Is Too Damn High" Gets Evicted

The man who ran for New York governor under the Rent Is Too Damn High Party banner claims he is being kicked out of his Manhattan apartment -- because the rent is too damn low, the New York Post reported Friday.

Hilarious, and you have to check out this video is for some reason you haven't seen it before. The best part of this article is that he is getting ready to run for president in 2012. Looks like I know who I am voting for....

So This Is What Darius Miles Is Up To

According to the St. Louis Post-Dispatch, former NBA player Darius Miles was arrested in his native St. Louis Wednesday afternoon when he allegedly attempted to bring a loaded gun through airport security.

I loved the high flier but he was just a terrible player, and a bust. I always thought he was going to be awesome, and I also thought that Clippers team was going to be awesome too, but was horribly wrong on both of those fronts.

What don't these athletes get? No one has ever been able to sneak a loaded gun onto a plane, so please stop doing it.

My theory is that he was trying to end the lock out, the only way Darius Miles knows how to do it. Omar from The Wire style.

Oh, So That's What Happened to Hideki Irabu

Hideki Irabu was found dead, an apparent suicide in a home in Rancho Palos Verdes, a wealthy Los Angeles suburb. It is being reported that he hung himself.

If you can remember Hideki Irabu was basically the Yankees Dice-K (even called the Japanese Nolan Ryan). It was a huge deal when he came over, and he ended up being the worst pitcher ever (34-35 with a 5.15 ERA). Then it took a hysterical turn as not only was he bad, but George Steinbrenner used to refer to him as a fat toad.

He was a member of two Yankees teams that won the World Series, but his only postseason action was a single relief appearance in the 1999 AL Championship Series when Boston tagged him for 13 hits.

After he fell out of the majors Irabu's life feel apart. In August 2008, he was arrested in Japan for allegedly assaulting a bartender after drinking 20 mugs of beer. Police said he became angered after his credit card was rejected. In May 2010, Irabu was arrested on suspicion of driving under the influence of alcohol in Gardena, another Los Angeles suburb. Police said he was stopped after his car drifted outside of traffic lanes and he nearly collided with a parked car.

So, it's pretty obvious he had some kind of drinking problem, and it finally came to an end. I wish I could say there are some good memories of him, but the only good thing I can say is it was always entertaining to watch him as a Red Sox fan.

Jalen Rose Going To Jail

A Michigan judge has sentenced former NBA guard Jalen Rose to serve 20 days in jail for a drunken driving crash along a snowy suburban Detroit road in March (sentenced actually to 92 days overall, with all but 72 days suspended, he also gets 1 year probabtion).

I usually going on a whole rant about how he is rich and should've got someone else to drive, which is damn true, but you know how I feel about that, so I will just give Jalen a little credit.

He admitted what he did, and even old the officer that he had six martinis that might, and pleaded guilty to the charge. 20 days in jail sucks, but it could've been worse and I hope ESPN doesn't fire him over this. He admitted what he did, he is going to serve his time and should be allowed to move on with his life once he has.

Serial Butt Stabber On The Loose In Virginia, BMack Brought In To Be Questioned

One man may be responsible for slashing at least five women on the butt, according to Fairfax County police.

In the most recent attack, an 18-year-old woman was shopping at Forever 21 inside the Fair Oaks Mall at 5:30 p.m. Monday when she was distracted by clothing falling over. She told police that she suddenly felt a sharp pain in her butt and realized she'd been cut through her denim shorts with a box cutter or razor.

The atttacks began in February. In each attack, the victims have been women in their late teens or early 20s at retail stores. In each case, the stabbing follows some sort of distraction.

Before the victim realizes what has happened, the attacker has calmly walked away without creating a scene, police said. More

I would have thought this was BMack immediately, however, the guy stabs girl butts, BMack is only down with stabbing guys butts. He's tried to slash my ass so many times, fortunately I'm just too quick. The Captain and Jesus on the other hand have all been Butt Stabbed by Bob.

But in all seriousness, what the fuck is up with this guy. I'm a butt guy so any tme someone ruins a nice butt it's a travesty. Imagine if he ruined the next JLO, Beyonce or Kim Kardashian butt. Someone needs to stop this guy before he does some serious damage.

Is Mass Serious With This Biking Stuff?

Due to a scheduling conflict, the launch of the city’s new bike-sharing program has been moved to 11 a.m. Thursday at City Hall Plaza. Hubway, a program that will bring 610 bicycles to about 60 rental kiosks around the city, was originally scheduled to launch yesterday. On Thursday, registered Hubway members and employees of companies sponsoring the program will ride 200 of the silver bicycles to 12 of the Hubway kiosks. Hubway has also announced the prices for its casual membership: becoming a 24-hour member costs $5, and signing on to the program for three days costs $12. Annual membership costs $85, though there is a special introductory rate of $60 until the end of July. Rentals of up to half an hour are covered by the membership fee. Boston.com

This program cost about 2 million dollars to fund and you know what? It's not going to work, they try these programs everywhere and they never work. You know why? Because people or kids will end up just stealing and demolishing the bikes. They tried this at URI once when I was there and you know what happened, they were set on fire, stolen or driven into the lake.

Also, this is just going to piss me off more when I drive, the thing I hate the most is when I have to yield to a bike on a busy road. Everytime I have to share the road with a bicyclist I feel like committing murder. They say, this is going to make it so there is less traffic, which is bullshit, it's only 600 bikes, but I would rather deal with bumper to bumper traffic over dealing with 20 more bikes on my commute.

Stupid idea mass.

Britney Spears Being Sued For Farting

Earlier today, rumors circulated that one of Brit Brit's former (and very briefly employed) bodyguards had lobbed a fresh set of complaints against her, alleging that she engaged in lewd and unhygienic behavior in front of him, including that she blatantly picked her nose, refused to shower, didn't brush her teeth and, the piece de resistant, had a little (OK, a big) gas problem. More

Well even if this isn't true, this probably killed Britney Spears for me. The biggest turnoff for me is having a girl fart. I don't have many standards but a girl farting is the fucking worst. SO if I was this body guard I'm on board with this lawsuit and think she owes him more than 10 million dollars. But from an outsider I also find this hysterical. Imagine being a body guard, having Britney fart on you and be unapologetic. pretty funny.

Boston Voted Worst Dressed City

This is obviously another case of the rest of the countries jealousy towards good old Boston.

Now a days it seems like everyone goes after Beantown with every irrelevant poll, but it's ok, if you don't like our salmon colored polos, boat shoes, hoodies representing all the colleges I resent, mesh shorts, Red Sox hat, Championship T-Shirt for whoever just won, American Eagle, Abercrombie look you can go back to wherever the fuck you came from. Because at the end of the day it's all about comfort ladies and gentleman.

I'd rather my city not know what Ed Hardy is than fucking rock that douche bag jersey shore bullshit. We are a simple folk here in Boston, and if it's not broke don't fix it. We don't rely so much on fashion here because we don't want our clothes to take away from how incredibly good looking we all are. I mean fuck, there should be marble statues created of everyone ever born in Boston if you ask me.