This Motherfucking 7 Year Old Got Signed To Real Madrid

Leonel Angel Coira signed with Real Madrid after seeing the Argentine prodigy to its youth academy after seeing him in tryouts. He will start training with Madrid's youth team Sept 6.



They signed him to a 9 year deal so he can renew his contract at age 16 if he wants. This has to be a lot of pressure don't you think? You for the rest of your life will be heralded as the next big thing or a giant bust depending on how things turn out.



I don't know the money that was given to him and his family, but that is what I'm most interested in. Soccer contracts seem pretty big so I would guess it's probably around 25K a year, which is a significant number.



This kid is going to get so much tail, lucky fucker.

I'm Sorry, I Just Don't Care

I don't care about women's soccer, it doesn't mean pride to me when it comes to Patriotism, it's stupid, irrelevant, sometimes cute, but a giant waste of time. On the 4th of July i'm not going to be on the esplanade thanking this team. Actually the only reason I'm writing this post is because I'm stuck and have NOTHING else to write about.

USA Boobs team beat North Korea's boobless team. That's what happened yesterday, no need to mention it, report about it on ESPN, bring up what happened a bunch of years back. No one cares about the Title IX of World Cups, accept for the relatives of the players themselves. Sure her name is Hope Solo and that's sweet and all, but you are an outspoken athlete on a sport that no one cares about.

This is a dumb post, fuck off, die.